A suitable apology to English Girls worldwide

Well, I have to apologise to English ladies everywhere. As Brad would also tell you, I have firmly believed that they were all teases, all show and no go, if you follow me. Well, I was wrong.
As we were hanging out in the hostel, we met these two ladies, who were into town to surf...yes! Surfing chicks! The one, Sara, was unreal. She was stunning, with a dolls face, and the body of every teenagers dream. Rather than hang out for the hostel owners Halloween party, with all their friends, (we felt like outsiders), we went to the pub with our 2 new friends. I thought that Sara was hot before.When she answered her door, all done up, my jaw hit the floor. I figured that so long without would make me lower my standards, but no, they are higher than ever now! The evening progressed as evenings at pubs do...good times, beers, cider, a little pool. when we went back, we went up to their room for a little more beer. when that ran out, we went down and watched some late night tv...baywatch, I think. Lilou (Sara's friend) went to bed after a while. Jer, like a tit, decided to just continue to sit there. I had to give him a subtle signal to vacate the room, leaving just Sara and I. She asked if I could massage her injured shoulder (old surfing injury), and well, everything that happened after that is nobodys damn business...let me just say that the evening progressed as all evenings should in a perfect world!
So, We are now in London, and after Jer leaves on the 2nd, I am off to Worstershire to meet up with Sara, and then we are going to the Guy Fawkes celebrations in a camper van together...ahh, beautiful lady, bonfires, burning effigies, fireworks, camper van...maybe a little side trip to brighton? Could life come up Geoff any more right now? I may take a little longer coming home now dad. I will let you know!